You expect me to drink that? I have to do what in the bathroom? Who is that masked man? SOB really means "Shortness of Breath?"

If you are just starting down this road or have been traveling it for a while, this section will be helpful. In it you will find explanations of everything humanly possible that could be done to you. Poking, prodding, scanning, sticking, dripping, radiating - you name it, they will find a way to do it.

And to make matters worse, they speak in tongues! Here's a little preview!

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Who's Who

Your Treatment Plan

Tests, Tests and More Tests

All Hooked Up

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